Siblings' method

Ya know, I always stuck when I want to write about my siblings. I don't feel so much satisfied when I mention in english about my sisters, younger sister, and brother. 

Sisters; they are my sisters. 
Younger sister; youngest - last.
Brother; obviously.

The question is who are the sisters? Who is the brother? I can bet you lil bit confuse. Let me explain.

When people talk about their sisters, I always curious- "are they sisters? Or their sisters?" U got me? I am more curious when they didn't mention the sisters' age. Oh my, what am I talking about?

If I translate those statement to Malay, I would say kakak or adik perempuan. 
Confusing, isn't it?

I am also wondering about the brothers. Same situation, but yet nothing is different about my comprehension. I still curious and wondering, are they abang of her? Or adik lelaki of her? Oh man please.

but at the end,I put the brother as abang, younger sister as adik perempuan, sister as kakak, sometimes sister as adik perempuan, brother as abang. Argh brother is brother, sister is sister. Sisters are sisters, brothers are brothers.

Well I'm just confuse about those statement.

Significantly, I am a noob. Not a geek. 
Lets cry and laugh.

its not a huge problem from me, I just make this statement as an issue.

Just for my mukadimah entry.

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Budak-budak sekarang ni makin melampau dan buat aku nak tampar muka aku sendiri. Tambah-tambah lagi budak yang lahir tahun 2000++ ni. Ei panas pula hati ni.

When I was waiting my sister to pick me at Jalan Bendahara, I made a phone call to abah.

"Abah, age dah sampai ni."

"Laa, dah sampai ke?"

"Haah, ambik age eh."

"Kakda dah on the way dah."

'Laa kakda ke yang ambik? haa ok ok."

"Tunggu naa.."

About half an hour, they arrived. My sister parked her car where the place I can see. 

*phone ringing*

"Age hang kat mana?"

"hang dah sampai ke?"

"Haah, hang kat mana?"

"K dah nampak."

Naik kereta, dan mulalah mukadimah perbicaraan antara aku dan adik perempuan aku. She was talking so much that I ignored her as I ate all of my Jacker. Sometimes when I want her to stop talking, I offered her and Kakda my Jacker. Sadly, she continued talking.

Again, *phone ringing*

"Sampai dah?"

"Belum, dah naik kereta dah ni."

"Oh yaka.."

"Haah, ni nak pergi GM pula. Teman kakda beli barang. Dia nak beli bateri dengan memory card."

"Yaka? Haa mana gemuk?"

"Ni ada kat belakang. Cakap non stop."

When Intan talked with abah, she was so upset. I take that as an usual thing. Abah memang dah selalu kenakan Intan. Not a big deal. But when my turn to speak with abah,

"K lah abah. Bye."

"Gemok!"

"Asal plak? Abah gemok!"

The conversation end with laugh.

I wonder, why abah now like to impose Intan? Mesti ada udang di sebalik mee. Trust me.
 We arrived at home at 9pm. Salam mak sebagai tanda rindu lama tak jumpa. Kick me, I am so awkward. Tapi dah biasa awkward.

She started to talk again. Sigh.

"Kakge, nanti kan bila intan dah kurus, mak dah janji nak bagi intan iPad dengan duit."

Facepalm.

What the...? Merepek sejuta kali. Malas aku nak layan. Alah kalau nak dijanjikan, aku pun boleh la. Kalau bab-bab 'fearless factor' ni, aku yang menang.

"Betul kakge. Intan dah buat surat, siap suruh mak tanda tangan lagi. Tak caya tengok kat peti ais."

Again, I just ignored her. Such a sick girl. Tak habis-habis dengan iPad dia. And yes, when I walked to the kitchen, I saw an A4 paper with a signature of Mak, full of conditions and term(kononnya), ternyata sah Mak yang mengesahkan pemberian iPad sekiranya Intan kurus.

I wasn't surprised.

Yet, I'm not surprise at all.

This is Intan 4th days of her diet. Me and Adam always bullying her when we want o eat something.

"Intan, kalau ang makan ni, benda ni la yang akan buat berat badan ang tak turun."

"Don't eat that. Nanti tak jadi diet."

"Hmm malam ni jom nak adam beli burger kat kedai depan?"

All our words will end up by laugh. Seriously its hillarious when watch Intan with her face yang gila tak puas hati. Abah pun selalu kenakan sampaikan mak kata kat kita orang,

"Apa la, bagi la semangat kat dia."

And Intan time tu dah geram gila sebab aku dengan adam dapat makan apam balik extra, she shouted;

"Eiiiii!!! Intan nak! Taknak ah diet!"

"hahaha senang je nak buat ang tak diet intan."

"Toksah intan. Mak tak bagi hang makan sebab nak jaga hang. Dah dah, minum air teh."

"Tah intan, apelah ang. Sabar la sikit."

End with laugh, plus kesian.
Good luck, Intan. 

And that is why I do not like few of brand things. Budak-budak sekarang merepek. 

Lainlah kalau berduit dan memang ada point untuk beli barang tu. Ni beli atas dasar kepuasan. Tapi kalau suka sebab camera lawa and sebab suka, dipersilakan. 

I remember Mak told me when I was kid, I got 3rd place in class and she asked me what I want as a gift. I asked her; "Nak ayam goreng."

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Amalan sakat-menyakat ni dah normal dalam famili aku. Aku yang selalu kena sakat ni dah lali, siap join sekali sakat diri sendiri. Tiada istilah terasa dalam pergaulan kami. Istilah menakutkan ada la.

Conversation me with kakla;

"Kakla, okay tak orang pakai ni?"

"Okay je."

"Nampak kurus tak?"

"Haah. Okay je."

"Ooo maknanya kalau orang pakai baju lain nampak gemok la? Hang... Alhamdulillah. Tengok hang nanti."

"Hahahha hang ni age.."

"Apa? Alhamdulillah."

Aku kena cubit.

Sengaja sakat, sakat tentang diri sendiri. Gelak sikit.

"Age, okay tak muka orang?"

"Okay je cuma ni apa?" *tunjuk tempat parut*

"Hang nak ejek muka orang la? Ok fine alhamdulillah. Tengok ang."

"Orang tunjuk je la."

"Alhamdulillah.'

"Ok fine astaghfirullahalazim"

"Haa tau pun.."

And much more.

Selagi suka bergurau, aku rasa ada la point nya untuk dapat pahala sebab kami masing-masing suka cakap Alhamdulillah dan Astaghfirullahalazim.

Alhamdulillah..

Family bond ni memang ada dalam setiap ahli keluarga masing-masing. Cuma ego tu nak ada or taknak je. Awkward bagai. Tapi dengan family la kita selesa nak marah, gelak, or anything. Dengan orang lain, lain caranya. Nak marah pun takut sentap. Isk. Pape la.


 Tunggulah aku dewasa nanti. Tengok aku macam mana.